McCain proposes having the government buy everyone’s mortgage. This may sound like socialism, and it would be socialism if Obama proposed it, but make no mistake, it’s not socialism, because Maverick! Maverick! Maverick! UPDATE: As I was saying...
McLogic: Don’t vote for a Democrat, vote for me...so I can reach across the aisle and work with Democrats.
Obama says “annnnd” a lot annnnd it’s annnnnoying.
Both candidates promise to replace oil with ‘alternative energy’. What a terrific idea. Why has no one thought of it before? The solution has been there all along. Rapple dapple! It’s replaced, baby! How you like us now, Mussulmen? We done dumped your oil for our greeny alterno-power.
A lot of baldies on the citizen’s panel. Is that for McCain’s benefit, or to mock him? That one baldy looks like Trent Dilfer. Did Dilfer ever get to ask a question? Because I’m leaving to get drunk...
If they can replace oil with ‘alternative energy’, why can’t they replace cars with flying cars?
If they can replace oil with ‘alternative energy’, why can’t they find a cure for baldness?