Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Debate notes

McCain proposes having the government buy everyone’s mortgage. This may sound like socialism, and it would be socialism if Obama proposed it, but make no mistake, it’s not socialism, because Maverick! Maverick! Maverick! UPDATE:  As I was saying...

McLogic: Don’t vote for a Democrat, vote for me...so I can reach across the aisle and work with Democrats.

Obama says “annnnd” a lot annnnd it’s annnnnoying.

Both candidates promise to replace oil with ‘alternative energy’. What a terrific idea. Why has no one thought of it before? The solution has been there all along. Rapple dapple! It’s replaced, baby! How you like us now, Mussulmen? We done dumped your oil for our greeny alterno-power.

A lot of baldies on the citizen’s panel. Is that for McCain’s benefit, or to mock him? That one baldy looks like Trent Dilfer. Did Dilfer ever get to ask a question? Because I’m leaving to get drunk...

If they can replace oil with ‘alternative energy’, why can’t they replace cars with flying cars?

If they can replace oil with ‘alternative energy’, why can’t they find a cure for baldness?


  1. What I would like to know is where are my Personal Jetpacks and Meals in Pill form?

  2. Your jetpack is right here.

    Unfortunately that thing doesn't look eco-friendly, so it probably is going to be regulated out of existence.

  3. I am so glad you say "Mussulmen", as do I and other friends. I waited for some type of offended comment when I typed "Hindoo" over at Sailer's blog a while back. Nothing.

  4. It's a great word, though I never know whether to go with -men or -man.

    I also like "Hindoo", and for some reason instead of "diarrhea" I write "diarhoea".