Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Your Kung-Fu is no good here

Don’t be fooled by reports Fred Thompson has quit the race, he’s merely converted his ‘sloth strategy’ of doing next to nothing to a ‘praying mantis strategy’ of remaining perfectly still until the last possible moment, then striking. Fred is obviously a student of the Chinese warrior/philosopher Yin Dao, who outlined and developed these tactics in the latter half of the Wang Chung Dyansty.

4 comments:

  1. Thanks. I've done more posts on Thompson and Huckabee than I have on Hillary. That's kind of weird, isn't it?

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  2. It's fine, you've got all the way till November to deal with Hillary. So that's like...eight posts. (I'd put a cheerful emoticon here if I did that kind of thing)

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  3. You can't be too weird in an election like this.

    Please post more!

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