Your Kung-Fu is no good here

Don’t be fooled by reports Fred Thompson has quit the race, he’s merely converted his ‘sloth strategy’ of doing next to nothing to a ‘praying mantis strategy’ of remaining perfectly still until the last possible moment, then striking. Fred is obviously a student of the Chinese warrior/philosopher Yin Dao, who outlined and developed these tactics in the latter half of the Wang Chung Dyansty.

Campaign Roundup

Fred Thompson speaks out on illegal aliens.

Hillary Clinton speaks out on space aliens.

UFO witness Dennis Kucinich excluded from debate.

Crunchycon endorses Fuzzyfundy.

Rudy Giuliani unveils giant tax form.

Joe Biden sex tape

A South Carolina newspaper asks Fred Thompson to drop out the presidential race, yet provides no evidence Thompson hasn't dropped out of the race already.

Meanwhile Dennis Kucinich is being censored by the cryptocracy (not the craptocracy, the cryptocracy) for speaking openly about the UFO menace.

You don't say

"I'm not particularly interested in running for president." - Fred Thompson, explaining to Iowa supporters why no one has seen him around lately.

Leftovers

From the Campaign Trail

While we were busy eating turkey with all the fixings Fred Thompson came out on his porch in a bathrobe and encouraged his dwindling supporters to set up a “do it yourself phone bank” for him. Then he announced the USA Network was showing Aces: Iron Eagle III and went back inside.

As for the other candidates, in the spirit of Freddie's unapologetic laziness I can't be bothered to comment on them at this time.