With a Clinton agent “spreading the word that the Clinton campaign had scandalous information about Obama” everyone's wondering what this scandalous information might possibly be. According to my trusted sources, it’s not a sex or drug scandal. The shocking truth is that Barack Obama is really a white man named Barry O’Bannon.
On a fateful afternoon in 1986, O’Bannon caught an afternoon matinee of the movie Soul Man, a classic film about a white man (played by the underated C. Thomas Howell) who pretends to be black to qualify for an affirmative action admittance to Harvard Law School. In a case of life imitating art, O’Bannon, then a struggling undergraduate, decided to perpetrate the same scam.
And it worked – all to well. O’Bannon/Obama was accepted, but as time wore on found himself trapped in the role. Now he's at the mercy of Clintonian blackmailers. Look for him to find some excuse to drop out of the race by the end of the year, perhaps by claiming he’s contracted vitiligo.