Monday, March 24, 2008

He may have cried

The Obama speech on race has precipitated a spiritual crisis in the Crunchy Con. You can read his emotionally unbalanced, guilt-ridden meltdown here.

Usually, I’m told, when the Crunchy Con has one of his fits he rights himself by self-flagellating with organically grown bok choy, but this time it's so bad he will afterwards be wearing an eco-friendly reusable sackcloth until at least Earth Day.

5 comments:

  1. This is what organic diets do to you. The Crunch Con is a warning to us all.

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  2. I once emailed Rod Dreher taking issue about something he said about a Civil War movie, and I get a pretty nasty response. Strange that he can forgive Rev. Wright for hating America and white people but not me for disagreeing with him about a movie.

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  3. Why am I not surprised? He's passive, he's agressive; he's crunchy, he's con.

    What movie was it?

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  4. Dreher has going from being eccentric to odd to just flat-out weird. I suspect garland may be right...

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  5. I suppose if he did cry he is now a soggy con. Personally I like to think of myself as a sugar-coated crispy con. Snap, crackle and pop-ulism.

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