The Obama speech on race has precipitated a spiritual crisis in the Crunchy Con. You can read his emotionally unbalanced, guilt-ridden meltdown here.
Usually, I’m told, when the Crunchy Con has one of his fits he rights himself by self-flagellating with organically grown bok choy, but this time it's so bad he will afterwards be wearing an eco-friendly reusable sackcloth until at least Earth Day.
This is what organic diets do to you. The Crunch Con is a warning to us all.
ReplyDeleteI once emailed Rod Dreher taking issue about something he said about a Civil War movie, and I get a pretty nasty response. Strange that he can forgive Rev. Wright for hating America and white people but not me for disagreeing with him about a movie.
ReplyDeleteWhy am I not surprised? He's passive, he's agressive; he's crunchy, he's con.
ReplyDeleteWhat movie was it?
Dreher has going from being eccentric to odd to just flat-out weird. I suspect garland may be right...
ReplyDeleteI suppose if he did cry he is now a soggy con. Personally I like to think of myself as a sugar-coated crispy con. Snap, crackle and pop-ulism.
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